Heads up, boss! There is some really questionable HTML & CSS ahead. The site's perpetually under construction. For now most stuff works on Firefox & Chrome in 1920 x 1080, but if you got something else going on then... no guarantees. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This site features:

• A decent amount of profanity
• Sexual themes
• Homoeroticism
• Anti-corporate rhetoric
• Probably really poor accessibility (working on it)
• Flashing images

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